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Attending A Lecture At 1:00 In The Morning...

Old Pirate: Mike in Tucson, AZ Mortgage Lender





An elderly man dressed as a pirate, driving slowly down the street in Los Angeles was stopped by the local constable at 1:00 in the morning.

Constable:  "Where are you going at this time of night?

Old man:  "I'm going to a Lecture about alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body."

Constable: "Really?"  "Who is giving the lecture at this late hour?"

Old man:  "That would be my wife."






I'm Mike in Tucson, your preferred Tucson Arizona Mortgage Lender.

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Comment balloon 17 commentsMike Jones • May 31 2011 05:54PM


Thanks for the chuckle.  I needed that.

Posted by Lenn Harley, Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland (Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate) over 9 years ago


You're most welcome!  I took the photo of the pirate at the Phoenix Comicon.  What a blast!

Mike in Tucson

Posted by Mike Jones, Mike Jones NMLS 223495 (SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) ) over 9 years ago

Mike, something tells me that he has heard the lecture a couple of times before ........ LOL

Posted by George Souto, Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert (George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages) over 9 years ago

Mike,  I bet that lecture is something that I wouldn't want to attend.  By the way it is good to see a post from you -- it has been too long since the last one.

Posted by Gary Coles (International Referrals), Latin America Real Estate (Venture Realty International) over 9 years ago

Hi Mike,

Good laugh!  Don received his birthday card.  Thank you!  You are an inspiration.

Posted by 1~Judi Barrett, BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK (Integrity Real Estate Services 118 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745) over 9 years ago


That's a good one, thanks for sharing it.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) over 9 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Ahoy mate! I bet he ends up walking the plank! Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by Russell Lewis, Broker,CLHMS,GRI (Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate) over 9 years ago

Mike, nice photo we had the COMICON in Seattle awhile back, some wild costumes. Thanks for the joke I needed it today.

Posted by Adrian Willanger, Profit from my two decades of experience (206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com) over 9 years ago


This four day event was a blast!  You'll be seeing some more photos.


I'll bet he did!  You're most welcome.


Glad you enjoyed it!




I drove back and forth from Tucson to Phoenix every day.  I only had time to fall into bed before the alarm rang, and I did it all over again.  It's good to be home.


I wouldn't bet against you!

Mike in Tucson

Posted by Mike Jones, Mike Jones NMLS 223495 (SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) ) over 9 years ago

Groaaannn.....old jokes aret he best jokes!

Posted by Brett Reichel, MLO 210215 (Homebridge Financial Services) over 9 years ago


Especially when I can liven them up with my own photos!  :)

Mike in Tucson

Posted by Mike Jones, Mike Jones NMLS 223495 (SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) ) over 9 years ago

Best watch out for those old pirate jokes. Where was his eye patch?

Posted by Carl Winters over 9 years ago

Howdy and evening to you Mike

this here sure was a mighty fine read for a hoot.

Have a good one
Dale in New Hampshire

Posted by Dale Baker, New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information (Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections) over 9 years ago

That is hysterical and I love the picture.  I bet the Comicon was a blast!

Posted by Sharon Tara, New Hampshire Home Stager (Sharon Tara Transformations) over 9 years ago


He was one of my favorite characters!


Glad to oblige!

Ceil & Carl,

I asked, but all he said was "Arrgh!"

Mike in Tucson

Posted by Mike Jones, Mike Jones NMLS 223495 (SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) ) over 9 years ago

Mike this is just too funny. I can see the wife clearly giving a lecture to the poor man. Great photo to go with your joke. Thank you for sharing.

Posted by Elizabeth Byrne, Arlington Virginia Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty) over 9 years ago

GOOD MORNING MIKE!  Now that's funny!

Posted by Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind, Broker/Owner (KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate) over 9 years ago

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